Uncanny Teratoid

Uncanny Teratoid

plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this
plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

(via 24hours-of-doing-nothing)

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(via 24hours-of-doing-nothing)

forrbbiddenlove:

When someone mentions your name, I think back to all the times we spent together.

(via 24hours-of-doing-nothing)

rneerkat:

thoughtsofmeerkat:

girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life

please dont ever use this pickup line

(via 24hours-of-doing-nothing)

follow the person i reblogged this from

jakelong95:

crunchier:

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope 

(via 24hours-of-doing-nothing)

theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl:

John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.
theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl:

John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.
theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl:

John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.
theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl:

John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.
theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl:

John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.
theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl:

John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.
theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl:

John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.
theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl:

John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.
theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl:

John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.
theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl:

John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.

theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl:

John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.

(via zach-stone-will-never-be-famous)

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(via 24hours-of-doing-nothing)

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one. [theflyhater]

i fucking watched this
for 15 minutes
waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one
15 minutes
of staring 
i trusted you
do you understand 
how much i want to kill you right now
orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one. [theflyhater]

i fucking watched this
for 15 minutes
waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one
15 minutes
of staring 
i trusted you
do you understand 
how much i want to kill you right now

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

(via 24hours-of-doing-nothing)

sexdosis:

can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

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